[閒聊] 扶他稅

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標題[閒聊] 扶他稅

時間Fri Apr 24 21:32:02 2026

剛剛莫名被水管推了一支3年前的影片，縮圖寫著超勁爆的標題：「本日課程：什麼是扶他稅？」 https://meee.com.tw/lScA2ha.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9F7cNJR76M

......好吧，原來是美國聯邦失業稅法（Federal Unemployment Tax Act）的縮寫。不過顯然一堆人都同時被推到這影片了，底下留言都很好笑： @CillmaCuvas FUTA shall never go down our throats unwillingly! 沒有人可以逼我們硬吞扶他！ @xstreamxander4251 Im a simple man 我是個單純的男人。 @PablarEscabo Sometimes you click on a video just to see the comments 有些時候，你點進影片就只是為了看底下的留言。 @brunosousa8074 The futa tax being about unemployment is pure gold 扶他稅竟然跟失業有關，這點實在太讚了。 @conordavenport771 Of course, unemployed mfs know all about FUTA 當然啊，沒工作的傢伙最懂扶他了。 @ashrofclop Next they gonna come up with LOLI Tax : Legal Operations Logistics Incomes Tax 接下來，他們就會搞個「法務後勤收入稅」了，簡稱蘿莉稅。 @alanhasmemes Futas AND unemployment?!? This must have been created specifically for me!!! 扶他加失業？這根本就是專門為我設計的！！ @alexbarr6160 I saw that thumbnail and immediately knew the comments would be gold lol 笑死，我一看到縮圖就知道留言一定超精彩。 @Yuri-Duri FUTA IS TAGGED IN THE DESCRIPTION 這影片的資訊欄上了扶他的標籤 @WhateverThisChannelNameIs I know mfs clicking on this video aren't here to learn about tax 我就知道，這些點進影片的北爛們都不是來學稅務知識的。 @Junebuuuuugggg the fact that this video came out 3 years ago and we suddenly all got recommended it the same week is insanely funny 這明明是3年前上傳的影片，結果大家突然都在同一個禮拜被推薦，實在太好笑了。 @CodeRoze I've heard of getting fucked by taxes but this is getting ridiculous. 我是有聽過「被稅操爛」這種說法啦，但這也太扯了。 @michael_ok17 "Can anyone tell me what FUTA is?" *Entire class raises their hand* 「有沒有人能解釋一下『扶他』是什麼呀？」（全班都舉起了手） @yoursformerlysfrah they taxing anything now 這年頭什麼都要課稅。 @sammybae12 How TF did we all find the same video and had the same idea 媽的，我們怎麼有辦法找到同一支影片，還冒出相同的想法？ @jared9284 I’m an employer. My rear end hurts after any tax but especially FUTA tax 我是一名雇主。每次繳稅都會害我後庭失守，尤其這個扶他稅真的太痛了。 @cliffradoslav4471 Hell nah bruh now I gotta pay a futa tax? Tf next, yaoi rebates? 搞什麼鬼啊，嘔嘔嘔。我現在竟然得為了扶他繳稅？接下來又會是三小？Yaoi退稅嗎？ @1v3i7llager "divided by nations, united by thoughts" ahh thumbnail 這縮圖完全就是「國界各異，思想大同」的展現。 @Osasusanoogaming No one can fathom the inner machinations of the YouTube algorithm lol 沒有人能參透水管演算法真正的運作機制，笑死。 @mzz..q23 “my video about the federal unemployment tax has been blowing up recently!” “…oh. 「我那支講解聯邦失業稅的影片這幾天突然爆紅了！」「......噢。」 @REDACTED77 The person who made that acronym probably feeling like Oppenheimer right about now 想出這個縮寫的人，現在的感受大概跟奧本海默差不多。 @WhateverThisChannelNameIs This is a great video! I'm also looking forward to 2 upcoming videos about (AHEGAO) Administrative Headquarters for Economic Governance & Audit Operations and (NTR) National Treasury Regulation 這影片真不錯！期待未來你們會在新片裡講解經濟管制暨審計行政總部（AHEGAO）和國寶規則（NTR）。 @theincredibleauraaa133 There is no universe where i would be able to scroll past this 每個宇宙的我都不可能滑過這支影片。 @taitasutomoushimasu What about FUTA inflation? 能聊聊「扶他膨脹」嗎？ @Mitori._. They said tax is hard but i didnt know its gonna be this hard 大家都說稅法很硬，我沒想到會硬成這樣。 @tooru-kun4178 you know, I'm something of a FUTA expert myself 你知道的，我也算是個扶他專家。 @ellie_1330 I have been on Youtube for 12 years now and that is probably the best thumbnail ive ever seen in my life. 我在水管泡了12年，這應該是我人生中看過最讚的影片縮圖。 @peepeepoopoo5657 Isn’t it romantic how we’re all watching the futa tax video at the same time together? 我們同時看到了這支講解扶他稅的影片，這不也挺浪漫的嗎？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.160.21.4 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/C_Chat/M.1777037530.A.234.html ※ 編輯: qn123456 (1.160.21.4 臺灣), 04/24/2026 21:34:03

推 shinelusnake: 我也被推到，笑死 04/24 21:37

推 CactusFlower: 我只是看到扶他就進來了 04/24 21:38

推 willytp97121: 魚住： 04/24 21:40

推 starsheep013: 懂了，扶他會造成失業 04/24 21:40

推 DaBouSer: https://i.imgur.com/458wZyv.jpeg 04/24 21:40

推 Adkoster747: 大鳥崇拜 04/24 21:40

推 mashiroro: 當然啊，沒工作的傢伙最懂扶他了。有夠哭XDDD 04/24 21:41

→ gcobc12632: 我是不會去扶的！ 04/24 21:42

推 newrookie: 魚住你沒事吧 04/24 21:42

推 ymsc30102: a pain in ass tax 04/24 21:42

推 TeamFrotress: 不要扶他（X）不要聯邦失業稅法（O） 04/24 21:43

推 LittleJade: YT演算法真的很謎XDDD 04/24 21:43