[問卦] 台灣森林怎麼會有熊貓？（發錢）

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標題[問卦] 台灣森林怎麼會有熊貓？（發錢）

時間Wed Sep 27 23:27:12 2023

有一天，世界上要選拔全世界最厲害的警察。到了最後一個階段，剩下一個美國的FBI、蘇俄的KGB及台灣的警察。考題是放一隻小白兔進一個不小的森林，要在十分鐘之內把目標（小白兔）找出來，否則就淘汰。首先，美國的FBI進去了，展開地毯式的搜索，十分鐘過去了，FBI 無功而返。下一個是蘇俄的KGB，一進去就放火燒林，企圖逼出小白兔，十分鐘過去了，燒林的效果沒想像中大，KGB也被淘汰了。輪到了台灣的警察，只見他不慌不忙的晃著手上的警棍進了森林。不到五分鐘的時間，台灣警察出來了，手上擰著一隻熊貓的耳朵，帶了一隻熊貓出來。正當大家覺得奇怪時，熊貓說話了：『嗚~嗚~嗚~不要再打了！不要再打了！我承認我是小白兔.....』奇怪台灣森林怎麼會有熊貓？台灣應該是台灣黑熊或者是野豬吧？怎麼會有熊貓？ https://i.imgur.com/vyXaCvQ.jpg

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每推文30p 重複只有一包錢前一百推都有不知道會不會逼百姓說臭蛋是香蛋 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 42.76.159.110 (臺灣) ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1695828434.A.D16.html 推 junshinw: 熊貓可愛 60.251.193.198 09/27 23:27 推 DuoDuokk77: 熊貓熊貓 150.117.143.120 09/27 23:27 推 sd09090: 中國人說熊貓很臭 36.231.33.225 09/27 23:28 推 miss80423: 錢 101.10.47.48 09/27 23:28 推 searchmark: 錢 1.170.157.90 09/27 23:28 推 civic327: 錢 111.83.102.122 09/27 23:28 推 badbadook: 他就說他是小白兔 1.163.86.114 09/27 23:28 推 psychohero: 錢 219.71.180.143 09/27 23:28 推 Himiko9975: Money 114.26.34.67 09/27 23:29 推 Bartolomeo: 錢 49.217.45.124 09/27 23:29 推 arfefasgteaf: 錢 223.139.85.143 09/27 23:29 推 angelawoon: 錢 118.232.21.50 09/27 23:29 推 xx60824xx: 推 220.142.53.73 09/27 23:29 推 empennage: 錢 36.229.193.167 09/27 23:29 推 amphiprion: 錢 106.1.242.51 09/27 23:29 推 s3523114: 錢 101.9.192.250 09/27 23:30 推 luciffar: $ 61.223.156.103 09/27 23:30 推 smill2266: 推 180.217.148.110 09/27 23:31 推 love35190988: 錢 123.195.134.217 09/27 23:31 推 Elmore: $ 36.236.5.107 09/27 23:31 推 bleach00: 推 118.168.0.117 09/27 23:31 推 ansfan: 五樓 49.216.174.71 09/27 23:32 推 jeff1973: 錢 218.164.82.130 09/27 23:32 推 elvis007: $ 111.250.74.193 09/27 23:32 推 furjai: 好 111.82.184.39 09/27 23:32 推 palapalanhu: what? 59.115.179.217 09/27 23:32 推 kkk1234: 錢 123.110.78.230 09/27 23:33 推 clayst12345: 錢 118.161.15.132 09/27 23:33 推 lupinyoyo: 推 150.249.193.244 09/27 23:33 推 michael0419: 錢 118.232.104.9 09/27 23:33 推 ioioioaoaoao: 推 101.9.50.166 09/27 23:34 推 Detonate: 錢 49.159.250.139 09/27 23:35 推 Ayanami5566: OK 61.56.167.90 09/27 23:35 推 Smallsh: 錢 114.38.132.169 09/27 23:35 推 qwert25: 推 180.217.19.150 09/27 23:36 推 pchion2002: Foodpanda 39.15.16.141 09/27 23:38 推 GaoYY: 錢 174.244.131.120 09/27 23:38 推 butsu: 錢 114.44.235.53 09/27 23:38 推 imaray: 錢 1.200.161.170 09/27 23:39 推 s06076276: $ 220.135.101.163 09/27 23:39 推 elainechain: 推 1.164.166.152 09/27 23:39 推 kaodio: % 114.44.40.136 09/27 23:39 推 moon128: 在臭喔笑死 118.166.76.50 09/27 23:39 推 assdee: 錢 61.65.253.92 09/27 23:39

→ kangatjgjh: Show me 114.47.12.48 09/27 23:40

推 fatyi: 錢 1.174.134.6 09/27 23:40 推 reexamor: 不看內文純領$ 114.137.160.187 09/27 23:41 推 brandon07: 好 111.71.213.209 09/27 23:41 推 tai740422: 錢 123.194.151.149 09/27 23:41 推 arceus: 推 36.227.242.88 09/27 23:41 推 faryoo: 好喔 27.242.165.93 09/27 23:42 推 keitachibana: 貓熊可愛 124.8.178.53 09/27 23:43 推 exarawdon: 推 118.161.77.176 09/27 23:43 推 HayamaAkito: 送送送 223.137.112.202 09/27 23:43 推 chenstopy: 推 220.135.31.213 09/27 23:44 推 feng990719: 錢 39.15.73.103 09/27 23:44 推 skydear: 錢 39.15.25.203 09/27 23:45 推 FutuReStronG: 推 1.171.4.246 09/27 23:45 推 DDIR89: 錢 1.200.77.48 09/27 23:45 推 jack9606: 推 42.72.40.251 09/27 23:46 推 saiga12416: 前 111.82.128.28 09/27 23:46 推 c62460: 圓寶可愛 27.51.137.90 09/27 23:47 推 bom1010105: 錢 220.133.136.28 09/27 23:47 推 lineage8027: 錢 111.82.58.176 09/27 23:47 推 TyrantTex: 錢 36.235.196.172 09/27 23:48 推 ProdigyLiu: 玩玩看。。。 125.229.221.151 09/27 23:49 推 swimming5445: 推 42.77.76.127 09/27 23:49 推 zhong432405: 錢 118.167.14.90 09/27 23:50 推 Ceadda127: 錢 223.140.139.35 09/27 23:51 推 ling0101: 錢 42.73.2.182 09/27 23:53 推 Skyblueway: 錢 121.254.68.28 09/27 23:54 推 matlab1106: 錢 36.236.41.138 09/27 23:55 推 kyosukeakiba: パンダ！ 114.44.161.40 09/27 23:55 推 jeremysu27: 錢 111.83.75.107 09/27 23:55 推 shiengwang: 錢 219.70.38.151 09/27 23:55 推 Yyyyyy: $ 123.110.29.124 09/27 23:55 推 zerhbbo78: $ 61.230.96.221 09/27 23:56 推 Cuchulainn: 推 182.233.219.176 09/27 23:56 推 ctwt: 錢 42.72.205.91 09/27 23:56 推 yehon860708: 推 106.64.145.55 09/27 23:57

推 kyosukeakiba: 因為考試的地方在四川啦！ 114.44.161.40 09/27 23:57

推 planetrock: 推 101.137.4.77 09/27 23:58

→ edieedie: 前y223.137.211.243 09/27 23:58

推 Stupidog5566: 滿好笑的 180.217.23.23 09/27 23:59 推 CalmEarth: 推 223.137.205.44 09/28 00:00 推 followmytype: 錢 27.53.179.196 09/28 00:01 推 xyhs: 推 111.253.175.240 09/28 00:01 推 yoyoman37: 錢 111.250.153.162 09/28 00:02 推 HFang: 推 180.217.114.167 09/28 00:03 推 ocarina12: 錢 49.216.173.221 09/28 00:03 推 Dean997: 錢 1.200.139.25 09/28 00:03 推 schonbrunn: 錢 125.229.110.210 09/28 00:04 推 sooler: 錢 39.12.26.163 09/28 00:05 推 hanakizuna: 錢 36.237.151.202 09/28 00:06 推 clvmomo: $$ 114.44.35.125 09/28 00:06 推 SmallHanley: 推 140.113.128.44 09/28 00:06 推 a512884: 推 39.10.72.253 09/28 00:06 推 ShadowKuo: 錢 114.24.217.128 09/28 00:06 推 Agion: 錢錢 111.82.182.79 09/28 00:08 推 Zong99: 錢錢 39.10.41.136 09/28 00:09 推 egg100152002: 錢 120.16.227.151 09/28 00:11 推 zxczxczcz: 推 114.32.23.166 09/28 00:12 推 bryantmonkey: 錢啊 114.27.212.180 09/28 00:14 推 scorpio5220: 錢 111.82.206.254 09/28 00:14 推 iamamy: 推 125.228.113.206 09/28 00:14 推 krjkrj168: 錢 223.139.246.103 09/28 00:18 推 jenbon: 前 36.238.133.67 09/28 00:19 推 pangolin621: 哈 220.143.13.230 09/28 00:21 推 milo45678972: 錢 223.138.27.223 09/28 00:22 推 kobemvp: 錢 123.192.234.82 09/28 00:23 推 hiphop99: 錢 111.255.240.208 09/28 00:23 推 Cookieptt: $ 111.253.186.146 09/28 00:26 推 induse: 推 114.46.174.47 09/28 00:27 推 yukiyama: 是貓熊不是熊貓 114.33.83.12 09/28 00:28 推 zhicong: ＄ 27.51.26.128 09/28 00:28 推 kaalaalaa: 笑慘 24.13.178.185 09/28 00:28 推 angus449: 推 39.10.72.207 09/28 00:30 推 tony8888: 推 36.227.76.222 09/28 00:30

噓 adamsung: 人家說牠是小白兔什麼熊貓223.137.103.141 09/28 00:34

推 CingChenH: 推 219.68.90.185 09/28 00:36 推 iwannabeeatr: 錢 42.77.235.131 09/28 00:38 推 chubby31190: 錢 101.8.12.0 09/28 00:43 推 even2300471: 去木柵動物園抓就有了啊傻傻的 42.79.147.112 09/28 00:45 推 mi324: 219.85.188.220 09/28 00:46 推 jack3254: 錢 60.105.43.180 09/28 00:56

噓 hitoshiseki: 原本最後說的是中國吧111.255.137.197 09/28 00:57

推 awe1030: 錢 118.160.100.74 09/28 00:58 推 a0935270743: 推 1.175.73.148 09/28 01:02 推 cuxiguan: 推 123.193.177.247 09/28 01:05 推 melike671: 推 111.255.88.159 09/28 01:06 推 jilily: 錢 1.200.129.153 09/28 01:09 推 tmgg: 推 116.241.11.174 09/28 01:16 推 xhung: 笑死 101.12.52.210 09/28 01:20

→ steven11346: 推 118.166.195.36 09/28 01:23

推 ohimvickey: $ 111.82.141.76 09/28 01:25 推 andy818102: 錢 42.77.22.155 09/28 01:27 推 DA3921999: 它都承認自己是小白兔了哪裡有熊貓 39.9.200.194 09/28 01:35 推 luweber88: 推 59.126.46.80 09/28 01:36 推 supisces: 推 66.183.215.239 09/28 01:43 推 dot0911: 推 39.15.2.196 09/28 02:03 推 bloodruru: 笑死 114.27.84.69 09/28 02:08 推 CMeru: 推 220.141.198.3 09/28 02:09 推 RognerLiu: 推 1.163.219.171 09/28 02:28 推 CBR650F: 錢 42.75.200.116 09/28 02:51 推 qwaszx012: 111.240.53.158 09/28 03:11 推 gogoro1314: 推 123.240.238.106 09/28 03:18

推 gogoro1314: 推123.240.238.106 09/28 03:18

推 gilbertchen8: 錢 118.166.54.162 09/28 04:13 推 blessme: 錢 36.230.85.214 09/28 05:11 推 bbsorz: 推 42.74.156.239 09/28 05:45 推 zoecan0921: 錢 27.240.201.237 09/28 05:50

→ suijojo: 選拔的地點在四川，抓到熊貓很合理。 114.27.78.28 09/28 06:01

→ yfroad: 錢 218.172.153.19 09/28 06:14

推 gobo: 錢 42.79.251.131 09/28 06:32 推 cliched: 錢 122.103.220.34 09/28 06:47 推 amkero: 錢 114.136.189.228 09/28 06:56 推 p64628: 推 110.28.99.204 09/28 07:01 推 traintowin: 錢 39.9.128.220 09/28 07:06 推 jojo2023258: 錢 42.73.174.156 09/28 07:07 推 aber1998: 錢 49.217.134.16 09/28 07:08 推 locusVI: 推 116.59.49.155 09/28 07:09 推 catfixdog: 錢 36.232.208.74 09/28 07:17

噓 modernpkman: ?123.194.169.120 09/28 07:24

推 sodistrues: 推 223.137.247.197 09/28 07:41

噓 julies0215: https://i.imgur.com/mKmiTjb.jpg 49.215.20.224 09/28 07:42

推 onetouch: 推 49.217.45.241 09/28 07:46 推 dearchien: 錢 111.82.30.200 09/28 07:58 推 taiwannext: 好 223.136.13.64 09/28 08:09 推 godiegroup: 推 36.224.134.32 09/28 08:12

噓 strive: 推 39.14.16.219 09/28 08:13

推 wontmissu: 推 27.242.227.15 09/28 08:27 推 jimmy0204123: 推 101.12.52.113 09/28 08:36 推 inconsequent: 笑死 114.26.172.192 09/28 08:48 推 goofy888: 祂承認就好，過程不重要 223.136.95.204 09/28 09:03 推 JASONGOAHEAD: 熊貓是動物園的工讀生跑出來偷懶啦 114.36.106.205 09/28 09:45 推 wangks: 熊貓是被放生的吧 59.125.131.81 09/28 09:48 推 monkeytsai: 笑死 140.113.136.213 09/28 09:57 推 fandy5566: 錢 36.230.139.153 09/28 10:29

噓 chysh: 你看的是盜版，原版是中國人 106.1.117.179 09/28 10:39

推 hsuanYue: 錢 39.15.33.239 09/28 12:15 推 Jin476: 党說得算 111.82.232.199 09/28 12:42

推 tmgg: 推 116.241.11.174 09/28 14:00

推 ericchangtw: 發錢 39.10.49.9 09/28 14:59 推 yanzi1028: 推 223.137.66.15 09/28 15:52 推 Arthur0111: 推錢 14.0.227.86 09/28 20:54 ＠以上紅底標記171位，每人30P(稅前)發送完成! by AutoGiveP 2.12 ※ 編輯: BIA (42.76.159.110 臺灣), 09/28/2023 22:03:11

推 takemyarms: 推 61.70.27.47 09/29 01:41

推 garyblue301: 錢 111.82.165.253 09/29 13:48

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